Not your ordinary ham

This page is dedicated to all the human ham connosoisseur's. A human ham is simply a person who can be referred to by the nick name of
"ham", which has also been known to be altered to "hamsteak". A person who fits the requirements to be called a "ham" has to be outstandingly good looking; I.E., have a pronounced tan, muscular body, neatly kept hair etc. When referring to a ham, if you so feel you are desiring one, you can make references such as "man, I can go for a nice juicy ham right now", or any other assortment where it seems you are referencing ham the food, rather than "ham" the person.

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